For her

Beauty fades and so will his eyesight. There’s no sense worrying.

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore..

Husbands are the best people to share your secrets with. They’ll never tell anyone because they aren’t even listening.

if a man says he will fix it, he will fix it. There is no need to remind him every six months about it.

An archeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.

For him

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

The two best phrases to include in your vocabulary are, “I understand” and “You’re right”.

Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website. You understand nothing, but still you say: “I Agree!”

Words for a successful marriage: I’m sorry dear – It’s my fault.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

By all means – get married! If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad wife, you’ll become a philosopher.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.